A Vacation Wonderland

San Diego State's football team is off this weekend, and we'll resist the temptation to say the Aztecs have taken the weekend off five times already this season.
It's really difficult to imagine how we're going to cope on a Saturday with no Aztec football.
San Diegans love their college football, so much so that they sometimes manage to fill half the seats at Aztec games.
Aztec Nation, with membership numbering in the dozens, will have to find something else to do this weekend.
And since the NFL schedule-makers were nice enough to give the Chargers a bye on the same weekend as the Aztecs, why not take a little weekend getaway?
Allow us to be your travel agent. We think we've got the perfect idea.
Why not jump in an RV, see some of the country and, oh, by the way, camp out in a different Wal-Mart parking lot every night?
When we think of a relaxing, stress-free environment, clearly the first thing that pops into our head is Wal-Mart.
Look at it this way, it can be your chance to live out a dream and be just like Robin Williams in the film "RV" -- if you were one of the 12 people who saw the movie.
And if you're an Aztec fan, you know a thing or two about punishing yourself, so maybe this kind of getaway is right up your alley.
For us, though, we'll have to pass on this one. But if Natalie Portman decides to live at Wal-Mart again, then we might consider it.