Powder Blues = Chargers Lose

The Chargers will bring out their powder blue uniforms for Sunday night's game against the Steelers, and that means only one thing: They clearly have no interest in winning the game.
Seems like whenever the Bolts wear the powder blues, they lose. Including last year's loss to Pittsburgh.
Perhaps the players get so preoccupied with how pretty they look, they don't want to get their shiny, neat uniforms dirty.
And we know we're in the minority here, but we've never quite understood what the fascination is with the powder blue uniforms. We don't get why so many people seem to have a homoerotic love affair with the powder blues. Yeah, they look OK, but do we need to have a Viagra moment over the mere mention of a uniform?
The Chargers have a 3-5 record while wearing the powder blues since 1994, so maybe it's time to retire the uniform forever. Just consider it a relic of the past that has no practical use today.