Where Is Everybody?

If you plan to hold up a liquor store or something, today would be a good day to do so.
Like, say, between 10:30 and 11:30 a.m.
We imagine the cops might have a little difficulty finding witnesses.
Everybody in San Diego County will be watching or listening to the Hall of Fame Induction ceremony. We understand some guy named Tony Gwynn is involved this year.