The Fat Man Sitteth

Major League Baseball suspended David Wells and his flabby left arm seven games Thursday, in response to last weekend's tantrum and ejection involving Wells and plate umpire Ed Hickox.
The supersize southpaw is not pleased, either, calling Bob Watson a "hench man" and "yes man" for commissioner Bud Selig.
Padres fans also reacted with disillusionment, asking "Who's Bob Watson?"