Brad Holland: Unemployable?

Some news coming out of the Inland Empire today, as UC Riverside reportedly will introduce former Kansas State coach Jim Wooldridge as the Highlanders' new basketball coach.
That's bad news for former USD coach Brad Holland, who's still looking for work.
Or depending on how you look at it, maybe it's good news for Bradley. It is, after all, UC Riverside.
We never really could picture Bradley slummin' it in the 951.
But oh, how the mighty have fallen. A few years ago, Bradley thought he was going to be a candidate for the job at his beloved UCLA. And here we are today, and the guy can't even get hired at UC Freakin' Riverside.
You've got to wonder what kind of job, if any, Bradley can get at this point. Is his dirty past with the NCAA a factor?
Thanks to NFL Adam for bringing Bradley's NCAA rap sheet to our attention.
After looking at that, hmm, it might be time for Bradley to start thinking about another line of work.