Thugtown, USA

It's been a busy couple days on the police blotter.
Shockingly, none of it involved Charger players.
First, there was sportscaster Jim Lampley getting arrested Wednesday at his girlfriend's Encinitas apartment in an alleged domestic abuse case.
What caught our eye about this one is that 57-year-old Jim Lampley has a 28-year-old girlfriend. Yeah, that sounds about right. And she's a former Miss California USA.
Then on Thursday, things heated up again as Padres pitcher Jake Peavy was arrested in Mobile, Ala., after getting involved in a "situation" with airport security personnel. Reading between the lines, it sounds like Jake the Fake played the "Don't you know who I am?" card.
According to Padres general manager Kevin Towers, who answers to the colorful nickname "KT," Peavy was traveling to the Dominican Republic to take part in a goodwill tour with other major league players.
Oh, the irony is just too perfect: Peavy the Punk gets arrested while on a goodwill mission. Apparently, Peavy the Punk is capable of only so much good will.
OK, Chargers, it's your turn. We expect another arrest any minute now.
The San Diego Chargers are on the clock.