Marty Schottenheimer, Motivational Speaker

In a perfect bit of timing, Chargers coach --for now -- Marty Schottenheimer is featured in a full-page ad Monday in San Diego's two largest daily newspapers.
The ad is for a "GET MOTIVATED" seminar at the ipayOne Center (formerly the San Diego Sports Arena) and features a photo of Schottenheimer wearing a Chargers cap and coach's headset. According to the ad, the coach with a 5-13 career playoff record will be speaking on "How to Lead Your Team to Victory."
Seriously, we're not making this up.
The ad says the event also will feature LaDainian Tomlinson, who will speak on "How to Sharpen Your Competitive Edge."
LT was pretty edgy after the game Sunday.
Also participating in the seminar are Steve Forbes and Rudolph Giuliani, among others.
Call 1-800-207-5193 today to "Get Fired Up!" as the ad says.
If all this isn't enough, the event is on Feb. 14. So, Charger fans, sign up now for the rare opportunity to spend Valentine's Day with the love of your life, Marty Schottenheimer.