Cataclysmic Event Averted

When San Diego State was leading for much of the afternoon against Notre Dame on Saturday, we started to worry about this report of potential impending doom.

After all, a nationally significant San Diego State football win comes along about as often as ... well, the end of the world.

But the Aztecs suddenly remembered they don't win games like this, then collapsed in the fourth quarter and lost 21-13.

So the citizens of the world can remain calm. The Earth will continue to spin on its axis just fine.