This Can't Be Good for the Economy

David Wells says he and his flabby left arm are making drastic changes as a result of learning he has diabetes.
"It's going to take some lifestyle changes. And I'm already making them," said old tubby. “From the time I found out, I made changes. No more starches and sugar. No more rice, pasta, potatoes and white bread. No more fast food. I've cut out alcohol.”
No more fast food? No more alcohol?
And in a related story, at corporate offices around the fast food industry and the alcohol industry, flags are at half-staff today.