Sunday, September 24, 2006

The Greatness of the Raiduhs


Since there are so many Raiduh fans in San Diego, let's appeal to the masses. Let's talk Raiduh football.
It's not so much that they're 0-2 as it is how they've looked in going 0-2.
Have you ever seen two more listless, disinterested, uninspired performances than what the Raiduhs provided their loyal fans in losing to the Chargers and Ravens by a combined score of 55-6?
The Raiduhs players looked like they couldn't care less. If they were making any effort to win the first two games, there was little to no evidence of that.
Which makes us wonder: If a college team turned in an effort-lacking performance such as the Raiduhs' stinkers, people would start whispering about a possible point-shaving scandal. And the wise guys in Vegas would start making phone calls. Next thing you know, somebody's got busted kneecaps, and a few years later it turns into a cheesy TV movie on FX.
But this is pro football, where the players all make good money. Yet, the Raiduhs' effort in Weeks 1 and 2 makes you wonder what's going on in the players' heads.
And an indication of just how bad things are in Raiduhland: They brought in quarterback Tommy "And It's Intercepted!" Maddox this past week for a tryout. Yeah, he'll solve everything.

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